In 1991, Queen Elizabeth visits a small village in England for its annual charity hunt. Somehow, a pair of daffy but well-intentioned 73-year-old twins, Beatrice and Chester, manage to lure the Queen to their home in order to convince her to knight their younger brother, Martin, who has always taken care of them. The Queen soon discovers the ruse, however, and the twins' scheme becomes a kidnapping when Martin locks her in the parlour until she will agree not to press chargesagainst his hapless siblings. Meanwhile, Maureen, the local police chief and Martin's girlfriend, joins Scotland Yard in an investigation into the ueen's disappearance.
The Queen is in the Parlour is an original comedy screenplay. We are currently seeking producers.